Confession…
Sometimes, when I write down on the outside what my soul says on the inside, I fall in love with my words and want to run away with myself. Other Posts You Might Like:http://tinyplastichouses.com/?p=4481Plasticity http://tinyplastichouses.com/?p=4149
My 19th Year
Meme: Give me a year between 0 and 34 and I will tell you about that year of my life. The number was 19. When I was 19, I lived with my mother still. (This wasn’t exactly due to my choosing, but being stuck in a hospital bed for over 6 months, unable to walk […]
I wish the Goblin King Would Come…
You know, many times in my life, I’ve asked the Goblin King to come take things away right now… I’m still waiting.Honestly, it’s not so much that I’ve asked him to take something away as I’ve asked (begged) him to take me away from it! I remember, as I would sit reflecting on how different […]
Eighty-three, subtract Fifty…
These are the things I will tell my children and grandchildren about my grandmother when the time comes that she will not be able to tell them herself.
The Holiday Season Approaches!
As the holiday season approaches, I find myself thinking of all the things I’ll have on my plate during the next few months.
Snapshots
When I take a photo, my artistic eye won’t let me just take a picture. I don’t want my snapshots to be like everyone else’s snapshots. I want real photos… things that make people stop and look… Things that are not like everyone else’s shit. I want them to look, uniquely, like what I see in […]
Oh, the Wilds & Ways of the World
Contractor issues, shipping problems and general day job blah settles in at the Machine…
Waiting…
Waiting really stinks. I know, patience is a virtue and the world loves a virtuous woman and therefore I should be patient and well-loved and all that crap… Well, I’m not extremely patient when it comes to certain things. I’m only well-loved in some very odd circles… And, honestly, I’ve grown exhausted from the waiting. […]
Many Thanks!
There are many things in our lives that we take for granted. Well, today, Thanksgiving, would be the day to really sit back and look at the things we’re thankful for… So, here’s a short list of serious, silly and frivolous things I’m thankful for this year I’m Thankful… … that fish don’t have feelings […]
New License
No matter how semi-decent you look, the DMV will negate that decency in an absolutely indecent manner
Another Decade Passes…
Then & Now What changes a decade makes… 10 Years Ago – New Years Eve 1999: I was 21. I had curly red/auburn hair and wore funky, clunky shoes, wide leg jeans and lot’s of sweaters. I had just moved into a shitty apartment in a nefarious part of town, having exited an even […]
‘Tis the Season
To Make Complete Fools Of Yourselves!
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!! Send your own ElfYourself eCards
Bankruptcy Court: Survival of the Fittest!
I survived the Trustee’s Meeting today. Survived, but still am dissatisfied with my counsel – It’s pretty sad when I seemingly know more about what’s going on than the guy I just paid $1500 to represent me to the Federal Bankruptcy Court.
Impotence
I can’t model for shit these days. I’ve tried a couple times, but I feel so fucking undesirable I just don’t know what to do. It’s my own fault, I suppose. I just try to fantasize about something, someone, some place… that I want, desire, long for and I’ve got nothing lately. I start, but it always turns badly and I end up feeling worse than when I started. (You know something’s wrong when even your fantasies reject you!
Passing Thoughts Spoken, Penned, Thought Throughout the Past Few Days
Thoughts About Insanity (Written in an email): In my head I’m an 80 pound freak with twitchy, birdlike movements and tangled hair. I slink, head down… tilted to the side, like I’m listening for you.. waiting for you to call. You never do… That’s the beast in my head… dark and ugly, scared, scarred and […]
Around the World & Home Again…
Just a quick update After I dyed my hair pink, it faded… badly. In fact, the color was almost all gone in 3 washings… No fun! But, after much soul searching (and the discovery of a hopefully much better dye), I’ve returned to my pink roots. A picture: And a few more! Have a great […]
Thirsty Thursday: Klaatu Verata Nikto
In honor of my recent (re)viewing of Army of Darkness, we named this drink after those three little words that cause so much trouble… Klaatu Verata Nikto Ingredients: 2 oz Yellow Chartreuse 1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao 1/2 oz Brandy, spiced 1/4 tsp ground Cloves 1 dash Nutmeg 1 dash Allspice Directions: Shake all the […]
Perfectly Random: A Reflection
Words from the past: I stand on the edge, looking down over the pavement below. The sky is blue, but gray clouds hover on the horizon and some nearly imperceptible voice whines in the wind. A warning maybe. A sorrowful cry of those who have stood here before me longing for death or life. Longing […]
Thirsty Thursday: Tituba (pronounced Tichiba)
What better name for this eastern witches' brew, than the first accused in the Salem Witch trials? Tituba, a slave and social outcast, was singled out along with two others as the first of Salem's witches. After severe beatings and a promise of freedom upon cooperation, Tituba confessed of practicing witchcraft. She was then put […]
Thirsty Thursday: Gamara
How can you not love a giant, flying, fire-breathing, fanged TURTLE?!? I mean, come on! He’s green! Gamara Ingredients: 1/2 pint hard cider 1/2 pint lager 1 shot Blue Caracao Directions: Mix in this order: Cider, Lager then Curacao. Serve chilled in a tall glass.
